grab my booty and call me cutie
"What about when you get old?"
Tattooed Seniors answer the question.
You will look fucking bad ass, is what will happen.
i hope i look as good as them in 70 years
Joining in on the text post meme fun :x (pt 1)
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
Please someone write a fic about this. I mean imagine…
Driver’s ed with a teenager who regularly breaks the laws of physics, who learned how to drive in an *assualt vehicle/RV* and got at least half of his training from Jack Fenton. 0-0
Not to mention Sam and Tuck warring in the background about environment-killing megatrucks.
(it might not be the first car, but how about getting his license)